After Dennis Franchione’s prior performances in Aggieland, I am shocked that Texas A&M has managed to win the first four games of the season. Granted, logos of these teams show up next to “cupcake” in the dictionary, but Mr. Franchione has the dubious distinction of losing to Baylor, and almost losing to Baylor, so this is a surprise.

fire franchione

I am getting rather tired of typing fire followed by Franchione, or Darnell. Unfortunately, Mr. Franchione has yet to prove he should remain as the head coach of the Aggies. Hint: it’s the winning, stupid. Last week, the Texas A&M offense looked lackluster against a mediocre Army defense. This week, the Aggie offense did not even show up until the second half. Lack of offense in the last two games bodes ill for the conference opener against Texas Tech.

fire darnell

The fucking French have more defense than Gary Darnell. Behold the surrender of Mr. Darnell’s (lack of) defense:

• Points allowed per game continued the upward trend and now stands at 12;
• Pass defense increased to an average of 127.5 yards allowed per game, however this is still good for first in the Big 12 and complements of a weak sauce schedule;
• Rushing yards allowed decreased to 132 yards per game, but the Aggies are now last in the Big 12; and
• Total defense increased to an average of 259.5 yards allowed per game.