fuck comcast in the ass with a cock big enough for an elephant

Alert Propeller Skies readers will recall I fucking hate Comcast. And judging by the comments, a few other folks do too. As I was bending over and getting cornholed by Big Brother, at the last minute as usual, Comcast crapped out on me*. Not wanting to file an extension because of balky internet service, I called Comcast customer disservice. After three hours on hold, they told me nothing was wrong with their infrastructure, so I scheduled a service call.

In the meantime, I borrowed some internet from a clueless neighbor and finished my goddamn taxes over an unencrypted connection. I then looked around the world wide web for alternate broadband services and found a few that were promising. I settled on Sprint and bought a card.** Even though plenty of internet denizens complained about Sprint’s coverage and poor customer service, their EV-DO rev A technology was far faster than Cingular’s bootleg EDGE*** service.

After easily installing my Pantech card and the Sprint software by my damn self (no douchebag technician or ridiculous eight hour window necessary), I confirmed the service worked and was indeed fast enough to stream video. I then called Comcast customer torture for the last time to cancel the service call and my (lack of) broadband service. The Comcast customer irritation representative cheerfully informed me there was no need to cancel the service call because the network problem was fixed and they canceled it automatically. Motherfuckers.

notes:

* Yes, I know this happened six months ago. Start paying me a subscription fee to read this and then feel free to bitch about the slow updates.
** Full review in the future. When I fucking feel like getting around to it.
*** More on this in the future too. Steve Jobs, what the fuck were you thinking?

2 Responses to “fuck comcast in the ass with a cock big enough for an elephant”

  1. hunter Says:

    Interesting. I wonder if that type of internets causes brain tumors the size of Buca di Beppo meatballs?

  2. Ruthie Says:

    Ha, I totally dumped Comcraptic and got a Sprint aircard. I am testing it out now.