“Life ain’t nothing but bitches and money”
– N.W.A.

While it has been fun living the $30,000 millionaire lifestyle and hanging out with Atlanta’s doucherati, the time has come to move on. Based on our new market driven business model, we will be right sizing and leveraging technology to concentrate on bitches and money, a.k.a. the meaning of life.

“In this country, you gotta make the money first … then you get the women.”
– Tony Montana

In my brief time as a client of Ameriprise*, one point that was made repeatedly is people with financial goals have more cash than those who lack direction. With that in mind, my goal is to make enough ducats to get this woman:

Yes, I know Ms. Theuriau is Freedom. I also realize that I despise the Freedom and have mentioned this repeatedly on the Prizzo Skeezy. Does this make me a hypocrite? Probably. However, Ms. Theuriau is the hottest newscaster ever and she makes Freedom sound good.

notes:

* Nothing against Ameriprise. My advisers both left, so I did too.