Propeller Skies

In an effort to leverage synergies and monetize clickstreams like a motherfucking riot, I added Google Adsense to the Prizz. I was not expecting to make a shit ton of money, but was hoping to at least pay the monthly hosting bill. Instead, the pathetic amount of revenue would not even buy a motherfucking cup of bourgeoisie coffee at Starbucks. Google Adsense sucks donkey scrotum.

Adspam is a far better name for Adsense. Google alleges that Adspam will serve up advertisements relevant to the web site content. This may be true on Mars, but all I got on the Prizz were come ons from slimy spam merchants hawking Adderall, online pharmacies, and ringtones. Seriously, does Google Adspam think Propeller Skies readers are fucking retarded enough to click these links? And what the fuck do they have to do with Propeller Skies? Google Adspam is a bunch of bullshit and is not recommended.

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