This week, we have a very fucking special Fucktard of the Week™ feature. It all starts with the motherfucking goddamn tree hugging hippie environmentalist douchebags. Because these cocksuckers refuse to let agencies build any goddamn roads, there are no alternate routes in Atlanta. So, when the interstate is fucked, everyone is hosed.
Prior to rush hour, some ass clowns robbed a bank in Cobb County. Apparently the teller was smart enough to drop a GPS device in the money bag and the pigs tracked it down I-75. When the tracking device stopped moving, the genius Cobb County pigs closed ALL southbound lanes on I-75 during rush hour. Think that inconvenienced anyone? Next, the retarded pigs started going car to car looking for the money. Some fucking tracking device. I am not a rocket scientist, but I would bet the alleged crooks threw the GPS gadget or the money out the window and got the hell up out of Chrysler.
this just in:
From 11 Alive News:
“Police said a GPS unit that may have been in the bag of money that was taken was activated, leading them to search in that area.”
Good fucking job, Stephen Hawking - the device may have been in a bag and you shut down the entire fucking interstate inconveniencing tens of thousands. Fuck you. And fuck your mother and your mother’s mother in the ass with a cock big enough for a brontosaurus. And then rip out her eyeball and find someone with AIDS to piss in the socket. Assholes.
From the Atlanta Urinal Constipation:
“Police shut the southbound lanes of I-75 near Moores Mill Road in Fulton County while they searched car-to-car. The tedious exercise didn’t turn up the suspect…”
No, really? See the above comment about shit flying out the window. I can not fucking believe we pay good tax dollars for stunningly brilliant thinking like this.
One more quote from the Atlanta Urinal Constipation:
“Cobb Police Chief George Hatfield also questioned whether his officers should have taken the extreme measure of shutting down the interstate. He said he would call a meeting Friday to evaluate whether delaying thousands of motorists was the right call in the pursuit of a bank robber.”
A goddamn meeting? I will call a fucking meeting and shove my foot up your ass. What a worthless incompetent cunt-rag.
For fucktarded actions above and beyond the call of stupidity, we here at Propeller Skies recommend the following actions be taken immediately: Fire George Hatfield and any other officers involved in this bullshit.