Why fucktards wait hours in line to eat at the Flying Biscuit is beyond me. The food is all right, but nothing special. The menu mostly consists of tree hugging hippie crap like free range chicken and a facsimile of bacon made with turkey. Skip the line and visit R. Thomas and […]

I was surfing the Atlanta Urinal Constipation and came across the following story: NASCAR to choose Charlotte as location for NASCAR Hall Of Fame*. This is the best news ever, because the one thing Atlanta needs more than another mall is more rednecks.
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Last week I stopped at ghetto Burger King on Northside Drive. Approximately three seconds after exiting my car, I was accosted by a belligerent homeless man demanding a hand-out.
Unfortunately, even with Mayor Shirley Franklin’s brilliant ban on panhandling in downtown, Atlanta still needs improvement. Atlanta is only fourth on a list of the […]

The two compelling things that have always gotten to me about the city of Atlanta are the total misconceptions of it being [1] a historic city and [2] it being an urban city. The truth is Atlanta is a city of no social or historical importance at all. As such, it is […]