After wrecking my Acura, I was issued a Mazda 6 to drive while the insurance company either [1] fixed my RSX (not likely), or [2] totaled it and sent me some cash money (what actually happened). A big Propeller Skies shout out to Hertz for being very accommodating.
The Mazda 6 handled fine […]

Growing up, I was enamored of fast cars. Thus, I viewed Ralph Nader as Satan incarnate due to his support of the completely moronic 55 mile per hour national speed limit.
A couple of weeks ago, I crashed my Acura RSX Type-S into a jersey barrier at approximately 65 mph, spun, and went […]

Here in America, we like to punish poor people for being poor. They deserve it for being too lazy to work or attain an education and better their lot in life. Our favorite ways to punish them are to pack them like anchovies into badly built crime infested housing projects and to produce […]

The following list summarizes the myriad reasons my Acura is better than any woman ever made:

It starts every time without protesting and requires only thirty seconds of warm-up;
The car responds to input quickly and without complaint or superfluous discussion;
Despite taking 91 octane gasoline, it is also much cheaper than a […]

I once wrote an email explaining why alcohol was better than women. I hereby take that back, my car is way better than both. I highly recommend the Acura RSX Type-S.

Growing up, our family automobiles were always bare bones. My father did not believe in modern conveniences such as air conditioning, power windows, or even power door locks. His theory was more gadgets on the car meant more items to break, which meant more stuff for him to fix. When my brother […]

I traded the Jeep of Doom™ in for an Acura RSX Type-S. This was not the car I intended to purchase, but it handled so well there was no other choice.
I will start with a brief list of items I do not like about the car.

The climate controls are […]

Astute Propeller Skies readers will recall that just about a year ago, my Jeep Grand Cherokee determined third and fourth gears were unnecessary and proceeded to shred them. Conveniently, the transmission gave out in the middle of the Downtown Connector, which is similar to a sixteen lane NASCAR track except with Hummer H2s instead […]

Fantastic silver 2001 Grand Cherokee Limited V-8 with Quadra-Drive. Fully loaded. All yours for the low price of $16,500.
Or, donate to the Smoove D Nissan Pathfinder Fund by sending some loot to me via PayPal.