[As Smoove is always right, we had to beat this confession out of him. No Apple employees were harmed in the making of this post. But that is only because none were in the vicinity - Ed.]
Dear Steve Jobs,
Go fuck yourself. Hard. In the ass. With a vibrator large enough for […]

About a month ago, I joined the ranks of the doucheoisie and bought my ass an Iphone.
initial impressions
The coolness quotient is insanely high.
Setting up the damn Iphone was a nightmare. First, I had to wait forever to download a bloated new version of Itunes. Next, I swore at my […]

Every now and again, the denizens of the Acurazine TL board argue over whether or not the optional navigation system is worth the $2,000 Honda charges for it. Recurring Propeller Skies readers can probably guess my whip has no rip-off navigation system.
Tom Tom recently released Navigator 6, so I picked up Navigator […]

[Full disclosure: Smoove D received the Phillips Senseo machine for free, as part of a marketing scheme cleverly calculated to leverage the power of bloggers and other viral marketing techniques to spread the word about this product. Marketing floozies are encouraged to send free stuff for review (as long as Smoove gets to keep […]