While dining at the not so tasty Cafe Sampan, I picked up a flyer advertising complementary cocktails on opening night at Suzy Wong’s Lounge. Despite the offer of free booze, I was feeling too lazy to go. So I consulted the Magic 8 Ball. It responded with “reply hazy try again.” […]

Saturday, I attended Draft on Taft with recurring Propeller Skies characters Lisa and Kara. This was a swell event that reminded me of a college fraternity party, except during the daylight and outside. Highlights of the event included a woman wearing a bandanna as a top and plenty of beer. There […]

Last week, I stopped by Improv in the Park. On the way to the event, menacing dark grey clouds seemed ready to unleash a deluge at any minute. I went to the event anyway, figuring no one would show up because everyone in Atlanta is under the impression they will melt in the […]

A few weeks ago, I attended the East Atlanta Beer Festival with recurring Propeller Skies character Lisa. Upon arriving I discovered the organizers raised the price of admission to twenty-five dollars. This is bullshit. For the same amount of money I can stop by Green’s on Ponce, purchase two twelve packs of […]

After work today, recurring Propeller Skies character Big A and I made the mistake of heading over to Sweetwater Brewery for happy hour. The first problem was the lack of fucking parking. The second problem was the ass-farming cocksuckers at the gate told us they were at capacity and unable to let anyone […]

Saturday, my friend James and I ventured OTP into a wasteland of rednecks, trailers, and confederate flags to attend Drift Atlanta. Along the way, we stopped at the McDonalds by I-85 and SR 53 for a light snack. This was my first McDonalds experience since watching Supersize Me and I was extremely disappointed. […]

A few weeks ago, I attended Netparty at Shout. This event was held at a great new venue and consequently packed with loads of hotties. As per usual, people were very friendly and I had a great time.

Last Saturday, I went to the Hair of the Dog pub crawl in Virginia Highlands. I forgot how much fun singles events can be if the right crowd shows up. And by right crowd, I mean chilled out young intown hotties, not desperate divorcees from OTP. The best part of the pub […]

Thursday evening, I attended Campus Moviefest with recurring Propeller Skies character Lisa and her friend Lori. The hopelessly lame theme of the event was “good goes around.” Not coincidentally, good goes around is the slogan of Delta Airlines. We here at the Prizzo Skeezy nominate it as the Worst. Slogan. […]

Alert Propeller Skies readers will remember that I attended MARTA Pub Crawl VI way back in May. Since it was a decent time, I decided to check out MARTA Pub Crawl VIII on Saturday afternoon. In contrast to the previous pub crawl that started in Underground, where large caliber firearms are required for […]