Every day I travel on Georgia 400, which is the only toll road in Atlanta. Despite the fact it is the only toll road, this is not a secret. There are several signs notifying travelers that it is a toll road. There is even a sign at the last exit before the […]

Dear ass-farming fuckwad joggers: wearing all black while jogging on the side of the road, at night, and in the rain is not a very bright idea. You are extremely lucky I did not run your dumb asses over, since I could not fucking see you. Assholes.

It is only rain, do not panic. Turn your windshield wipers on and keep fucking moving. Do NOT drive your car into the concrete barrier. If someone else has driven their car into the concrete barrier, do NOT come to a complete stop in the middle of the motherfucking interstate to look. […]