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georgia 400 sucks part 3

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2004

Every day I travel on Georgia 400, which is the only toll road in Atlanta. Despite the fact it is the only toll road, this is not a secret. There are several signs notifying travelers that it is a toll road. There is even a sign at the last exit before the tollbooth, which states clearly and unambiguously, “last exit before toll.” It is not like Georgia 400 is a double secret toll road, with toll ninjas that randomly pop out and demand 50 cents.

This morning, I watched in amazement as the person in front of me pulled into the toll booth, put their car in park, stepped out, walked to the trunk, opened the trunk, retrieved 50 cents, got back in the car, threw the coins in the basket, and drove off. What the fuck?

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suicide

Thursday, February 12th, 2004

Dear ass-farming fuckwad joggers: wearing all black while jogging on the side of the road, at night, and in the rain is not a very bright idea. You are extremely lucky I did not run your dumb asses over, since I could not fucking see you. Assholes.

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driving rain

Thursday, February 5th, 2004

It is only rain, do not panic. Turn your windshield wipers on and keep fucking moving. Do NOT drive your car into the concrete barrier. If someone else has driven their car into the concrete barrier, do NOT come to a complete stop in the middle of the motherfucking interstate to look. It is just an accident, they happen every day. Nothing special to see here, move it along you looky-loos. Thank you for your cooperation.

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